SHULAMITE? YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. A SUBJECT OF BIBLICAL CONTROVERSY FOR CENTURIES, THE SHULAMITE IS THE ULTIMATE HEROINE, PRAISED AT LENGTH IN CANTICLE OF CANTICLES (ALSO KNOWN AS SONG OF SONGS OR SONG OF SOLOMAN). I AM A G.P. Prophetess, ADVICE-SLAUGHTERING O.G. AND Mahanaim dancer. YES, A SPONTANEOUS DANCER I AM AND WILL FOREVER BE-- THE DANCE OF THE TWO CAMPS IS MINE AND MINE ALONE. MY NOSE POINTS TOWARD DAMASCUS (OREGON), AND I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS PERFECTION WALKING (CANTICLES OF CANTICLES 4:7) and a DIVINE CREATURE OF CELESTIAL proportions. no delusions of grandeur here--GOD no, just a robust sense of self-awareness and grandiosity BECAUSE THE ONLY VOID IN ME IS THAT OF FLAW. SINCE I HAVE BEEN GIVING GANGSTER ADVICE SINCE WELL BEFORE THE ORACLE AT DELPHI WAS EVEN A THING, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I AM THE GREATEST ADVICE COLUMNIST THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN, SO GET USED TO IT. REJOICE FOR I HATH SPOKEN, BEEYOTCH.